Darren talking to paparazzi


“Guys, if you have ever laughed until you’ve cried, if you’ve ever cried until you laughed, if you’ve ever put on a play in your back yard, if you’ve ever stayed up all night singing silly songs with your friends, and those are the best moments of your life, then you believe in love! Alright?”
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%